Henri

Raw episode count—the unglamorous, glorious proof you've fed the queue more than sleep.

Whole sagas, not stray seasons—you track continuity like it's sacred text.

Finish lines you've actually crossed—every completed title is a notch on the surge.

Back-to-back days where you touched your list—streaks that shame alarm clocks.

Twelve logged hours in a single day—your couch saw more action than the MC.